I had always wanted to visit the city of Almaty, (formerly
known in Soviet times as Alma Ata, meaning the Father of Apples in Kazakh) so
this was finally a chance to fulfill that dream. The 24-hour train ride and all
of its hell was now behind me and I could focus on enjoying the trip that I’d
planned for months. I got off the train and was met by my friend Ilaria. She
was kind enough to get the pastor from her church, Sasha, to deliver me to the
hotel. Sasha asked me how my train ride was; I told him it was pretty bad. He laughed
and said, “Kazakhstan railways always uses the absolute worst equipment for the
Tashkent-Almaty route.” Oh well, whatever, lesson learned.
We arrive at the hotel just for another surprise to pop up;
the hotel had no record of my reservation and they were completely sold out.
After arguing in Russian for a good ten minutes and a nice bribe, they somehow miraculously
found my reservation and a room. Yet another minor crisis had been resolved!
As I stand there at the front desk filling out the paper
work I got this bad feeling, as if something was not right. I’d traveled all
over Russia and the ex-Soviet republics where hotels always gave you a piece of
paper for immigration purposes to prove to authorities you were legally registered
with your respective hotel/accommodation while staying in a certain city. I
assumed they either used some type of electronic way of registering or the regulations
were different in Kazakhstan. I should’ve kept in mind that old saying about
assume, “don’t assume or you will make an Ass out of You and Me!” If I just
would’ve remembered that simple saying, I would’ve avoided a hell of a lot of
grief that would come my way in a mere four days!
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| Almaty at night from Green Hill. |
Finally after all the dramas it was time to get down to
business, seeing the city! Ilaria had arranged for us to take the Kök-Töbe Cable Car up to the top of Green Hill where the views of the
city were supposed to be stunning. We arrived at the ticket kiosk and were
informed the cable car was closed indefinitely for maintenance. Substituting
for the cable car was a van that would take us up a gravel road to the top.
Wow, just what I wanted, pack into a small van for a ride that resembled an out
of control thrill ride from some type of weird roadside Florida theme park. It
was so bad my friend (who was quite mild mannered and not someone to make a
fuss) yelled at the guy to please slow down. The request fell on deaf ears as
the guy only accelerated as we were thrown around the van like crash test dummies.
At last after a bumpy, stomach-churning ride
we arrived at the top in one piece. The summit area was nothing too special; we
could see the city lights and Ilaria pointed out to me where she lived amongst
the ocean of bright lights below us. We hung out for a good two hours walking
around, having dinner and enjoying each other’s company. The ride down the mountain
was just as hair raising!
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| Above Alma Aty sitting with bronze statues of The Beatles. |
Once I got home I was exhausted! I put in my
wax earplugs and went straight to bed, hoping to recoup a lot of the energy I had
expended on my 48 hours from hell. When I woke up I tried to take out my
earplugs. The first one came out easily, the other one not so much, it had got
stuck and would not budge. I tried everything to dislodge the wayward earplug
but NOTHING worked!! After countless fruitless attempts, I gave up and decided
I needed to see a doctor. I was a bit worried about trying out Kazakh national
health care, but at this point I felt I had nothing to lose.
I wasn’t sure where to go but remembered there
was a clinic right next door to the hotel that said “Care 24”. I figured that
since it had the words “Care 24”, it must mean it was open 24 hours a day.
I walked up to the clinic entrance and it was dark, not
a sign of life! So much for 24 hours, the 24 meant it was “Care Clinic #24”!
Oooops, my bad! Since it was a Sunday they were closed all day and would not
reopen till Monday, meaning I had to go around town half deaf with a wax
earplug stuck in my right ear.
The next day I walked into the clinic, nervous
as hell (because I was worried about what Soviet/Kazakh healthcare involved)
but determined to get some sort of resolution. Due to my anxiety my Russian language skills were
awful and I could barely string together a sentence or two. Luckily, they
understood enough to know I had to see a doctor. After pre-paying about $25 for
my exam, I was escorted into an examination room that looked state of the art
for about 1972.
As I sat there waiting for the doctor to
enter, my mind started to wander recalling all the Soviet health care horror
stories I’d read and heard about. One story that really stuck out in my mind
was how in the 1980s it was common medical practice to use re-useable needles,
which led to a large increase in the rate of AIDs and Hepatitis B.
At last the doctor entered the semi-dark and dated
room asking me to explain what had happened in Russian. Oh God, how stupid did
I feel, I barely could speak Russian which I had studied and devoted over 20
years of my life to! Furthermore, I could barely hear making an already bad
situation worse. He was able to understand enough of my broken Russian to know
what was happening. He then brought out what looked like a giant water gun full
of green liquid. In reality it was just a huge syringe, nonetheless it only
added to my extreme anxiety! I was sure that after the procedure I would end up
deaf for the rest of my life.
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As he prepared to shoot the liquid from the
water gun into my ear, no I mean syringe, he asked his assistant for help. She
was not much assistance since she was napping with her head down on the
examining room desk. Five, six, seven shots to my ear later he started to try
to dislodge parts of the earplug. No luck! He recommended I visit a hospital
nearby. He asked me if I knew where the hospital was. I said no. He replied,
you do know where Lenin Street is, right? I said I had no idea where Lenin
Street was. He could not believe I had no clue where
Lenin Street was, so he drew me a map (see doctor's hand drawn map on side). The map
was of little help, so I decided I’d just have to live with the ear problem, plus I did not want to try Kazakh health care again.
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| Kazakhstan National Flag |
Ok, so the last few days had been stressful,
surely things could not get worse? Well, think again! Check back later for my
next blog post about my run in with Kazakh immigration authorities and how by
the grace of God I was not arrested and put in a Kazakh prison! Until, then
I’ll leave you guessing! Thanks again for reading.
