Part II: Russia's San Francisco


After two more days in Seoul visiting beautiful cultural sights such as the former King’s Palace, an ancient Buddhist Temple in the center and The Blue House, South Korea’s Presidential palace it was time for me to bid a fond farewell to South Korea. I was on my way to Russia’s Far Eastern capital, Vladivostok where I would eventually board The Trans-Siberian railway ultimately reaching Moscow at the end of April.

The flight to Vladivostok was going to be a short hop, only about two hours. Everything seemed just fine at first until only a few short minutes into the flight it appeared on the inflight map that we were deviating quite a lot from our flight path. Instead of taking a right hand turn when we left Seoul’s Incheon Airport, we took a sharp left turn toward China. After all the strange and tragic incidences of planes disappearing from radar or being crashed intentionally I admit my anxiety level was a bit heightened. Luckily in the end we landed safely and nothing came of it!

Arriving in Russia via Vladivostok was a nice change of pace from my usual arrival in Moscow, which is always a chaotic cluster fuck! However that did not make it immune to the usual bureaucratic games of Russia. When I lined up at the Passport Control line I thought I’d be out in no time…….what could go wrong it’s a tiny airport, right…………………..right???!!! Then reality set in, the line went nowhere prompting me to jump to another line with the hope that I may be able to save time. No success as this was ever bit as slow, if not slower. Just as I was about to walk up to the passport control booth, the girl suddenly gets up, shuts off the lights and leaves her  booth leaving me the last one to be processed! Yep…..it was official I thought, “I’m back in Russia”!

I arrived at my Soviet style hotel, The Hotel Equator, in good time……except for the fact my driver had to pull over to fill up his gas tank, but that was par for the course with Russian taxi drivers. I found the staff to be incredibly friendly and kind! Maybe I was biased because I found the girls to be absolutely gorgeous. Many tourists judge Russia fairly or unfairly as having cold, mean and unfriendly people who work in the service industry. I admit I’ve encountered my fair share of these types of people, but most times during my six weeks in Russia people were more than friendly and willing to help me in whatever way they could.  

Up until 1992 Vladivostok was a closed city meaning foreign tourists and even Russian/Soviet citizens could not visit. This was likely due The Russian Navy Pacific Fleet being based in the city. Once tourists were free to travel there, the city gained a rather unfair reputation that has stuck with it to this day. Many see it as being a boring, dangerous, industrial city, whose sole purpose is to serve as a place of transit before or after taking the Trans-Siberian railway. One Russian friend even asked me “are people happy there??” I responded with a resounding YES stating they were some of the friendliest people I’d ever met in Russia!

My first evening in Russia’s San Francisco which gets its name mainly due to the hills and maritime climate was excellent! I met my friend Inna and her friends for a delicious dinner and evening of fun conversation at a local Russian restaurant called “Nostalgia” on Vladivostok’s “Arbat”. For those unfamiliar with THE Arbat Street, it is a famous street, now a pedestrian mall in Moscow, where one can buy countless souvenirs, watch artists hard at work painting and sketching the classical 19th century buildings and tourists enjoying the festive atmosphere. For the most part Vladivostok's "Arbat" was similar!

At the restaurant my friend, Inna, discussed the plans she had for me for my four-day trip to Vladivostok. She made sure that my first trip to Vladivostok would not only be fun, but epic! Everything was carefully choreographed to give me the best impressions! She left nothing to chance!

Dinner with friends!
In many ways Vladivostok resembles the famous short story by the great Danish author, Hans Christian Andersen, “The Ugly Duckling”. The city has been teased and told by the other “ducks” that it was an ugly place, not worthy of anything. However, a funny thing happened, Vladivostok, much like the story has begun to transform itself into a beautiful “swan” remaking itself into a modern day beautiful city that is attracting not only investment from Moscow but from China and other Asian nations. With its transformation in full gear, mainly thanks to the 2012 APEC Summit, the city is truly on its way to greatness!! Stay tuned for more highlights of my wonderful time in Vladivostok where I touch on my impressions of “The San Francisco of Russia” and explain the unique opportunity given to me by my good friend! Thank you for reading!!

Vladivostok Airport

Part I: World's Most Dangerous Place


I’ve traveled around the world, visited exotic lands, taken real risks, and slept in some interesting places, yet somehow I still get nervous before I venture from my humble abode on a new journey! Luckily, the nerves were quickly squashed once I was on my way to Seoul via Vancouver, BC, Canada. Unlike most flight experiences where you arrive feeling hammered, horrible and as if your entire body was put in a blender and spit out I arrived in Seoul feeling refreshed! This was the result of state of the art lighting and pressure features on board the new 787 Boeing Dreamliner.

I felt quite excited to finally make it to South Korea since I’d been flirting with visiting for years! As I settled in at my hotel suddenly I heard sonic boom like claps of thunder and bolts of lightning. An omen to the trip?

The following day left no time for jet lag recovery as I had a trip to the infamous DMZ planned. For readers who are unfamiliar with this term it means, Demilitarized Zone, a buffer zone designed to prevent fighting between the two Koreas. Although, there is no formal fighting, the two nations are still technically at war since there has been no peace treaty implemented since the ceasefire. 

Our first stop in the DMZ was a beautiful train station which would was supposed to be the last stop on a united railway between the two Koreas. It was to serve as a place where people would go through South Korean customs and passport control. But unfortunately due to hostilities this untouched new sparkling station sits vacant and the train dead ends here (at least until the two nations either re-unite or tensions thaw) making for an eerie and even sad sight.

Next stop would be the JSA, Joint Security Area, the nerve center and probably the most tense part of the DMZ. There we would watch a brief movie about the history and state of the DMZ today. In my opinion the most intriguing parts of the film was the detailed look at  how the north built four infiltration tunnels into the south, one of which we would have the pleasure to visit during our visit. According to the film there likely exists many more tunnels that have yet to be discovered.

Immediately following the film we proceeded to the entry of the 3rd infiltration tunnel where we checked all of our things and donned hard hats. The first part of our journey to the bottom of the tunnel was pretty benign, but about 1/3 of the way into the tunnel, things became much dicier. Suddenly the walls and ceilings narrowed to the point where we had to hunch down and nearly crawl the rest of the way to literally the North Korean border. It wasn't hard to tell where the actual "border" was but it was obvious we were at the end due to a couple meters worth of barbed wire strung in front of an iron door. Supposedly just behind that door stood North Korean soldiers ready to shoot at a moment's notice. We weren't given much time to look around, only time to briefly glance at the iron door and the barbed wire.

One of the more ironic facts about the DMZ, a place many say is the most dangerous place on earth is that it has become a sort of place place of refuge for endangered and threatened species due to the lack of any real activity or development. Most activity in the zone consists of the two sides endlessly staring at each other waiting for one to blink.  

Our next stop would take us even further into the JSA right up and inches into North Korea. For this half of the tour our Korean guide would stand aside for a US soldier guide who would escort us through the area. The first destination was The Dora Observatory which gave us a pretty clear view of North Korea and the village on the other side. Looking over into "The Hermit Kingdom" one of the first features that struck me was the GINORMOUS North Korean flag pole with the biggest flag in the world. According to our guide the flag pole is in such bad shape that it is rare to see the flag itself flying.....however, just as he completed his sentence, the flag started to fly!!!!

Below the flag pole sat a small, but very nice modern looking village. According to our guide the village is basically empty, serving as a propaganda tool by the North Korean government to "prove" to the South Korean people the modern and comfortable lifestyle enjoyed by its citizens ultimately in the hope of luring people to defect. The area was absolutely surreal, very quiet (until a large tour bus full of Chinese tourists pulled up) with a distinct and strong smell of burnt earth due to land mines spontaneously combusting due to old age.

After glimpsing the north from up above it was time to head down to The Peace House which sat right on the border. The guide instructed us to follow him in a single line and not to make any type of gestures or anything that could be considered the slightest bit threatening. The Peace House was built specially for reunions between northern and southern families. However, this vision of reuniting families in what was supposed to be neutral territory quickly fell by the wayside when the North Korean government pulled out fearing that its citizens would end up defecting. So, until North Korea decides to let families reunite with those from the south, The Peace House will sadly sit empty!

Once we walked through the beautiful peace house we came upon an open area that sat right on the border. There in front of our eyes was North Korea guarded by several North Korean soldiers standing across starting at South Korean soldiers. Next to the soldiers were several non-assuming blue buildings. However, these blue buildings were very far from non-assuming as they were used for high stakes negotiations between the South and the North.

Across from the invisible line dividing the two Koreas was a rather grandiose building with a North Korean guard standing in front of it. We couldn’t come near it but could use our zoom lens to get a glimpse. Standing guard on the steps of this beautiful marble building was a man the American troops affectionately call, “Bob”. He had been working there for ages and stands guard nearly all the time. Our soldier guide explained that qualifications for a job like Bob's requires those who would have no hesitation in executing one’s entire family. When I posted this fact on Facebook, a friend of mine eloquently stated, “that must make family reunions a bit awkward”. I suppose if you’ve executed your entire family, then there may not be family reunions. Although Bob was there night and day standing guard making sure the utopia of North Korea stayed safe from the "evil" west, there were signs that the long, brutal hours of standing there day and night was taking a toll on him. According to the soldiers, they recently noticed Bob falling asleep on the job while standing! May not be too long till Bob is put out of his misery and replaced with someone else!

After we got a good ten minutes to look across to the other side we entered one of the blue houses used for negotiations. Once inside the guide explained that half the building sat in South Korea and the other in North Korea stating how this was done intentionally as a way of making negotiations appear neutral. When our guide finished his history and current events briefing, we were free to wander around and even "walk into" North Korea for a few moments.

However, our several minute free time to look around came with two gigantic caveats! Under absolutely no circumstances we were to open the door on the north side and we were not to touch or get too close to the South Korean guard who stood there like a wax figure. If we got too close to him or touched him there would be hell to pay, mainly a smackdown to the floor! I asked our soldier guide if he'd ever witness such a thing and he replied with a definite yes! Looking at the South Korean guard he truly looked like a wax figure, standing there silently without moving a muscle and barely breathing. It is said that those who serve in this position are highly trained individuals in tae kwan doe with a superb attention span! 

One of the more interesting events I learned about while in the negotiation house was of a little known war that became known as, “bladder wars”. Some years ago during marathon negotiations neither side would get up to use the bathroom feeling it was a sign of "weakness." Due to this "stand off", negotiations now include a mandatory 15 minute break.

Although the real highlights were done, we had one last stop at a place called “The Bridge of No Return” which runs across a small river between the two nations. This unassuming small bridge served as a point where prisoners of war were exchanged and given the choice of either staying in the north or going back to the south. I can only imagine how heart wrenching a decision it must've been for families! This made me wonder if we ever will see peace on the Korean Peninsula. Our guide told us that recently Kim Jong Un declared this was the year the two Koreas would reunite. Since it’s doubtful he would ever make peace with the south and give up his power the most likely scenario is "The Dear Leader" maybe looking at going out with a bang! 

The trip inside the DMZ was a moment I will soon never forget and would highly recommend to anyone who has the guts and courage to venture into the heart of what has been called “The Most Dangerous Place in the World”!! If you visit Seoul and have a day to spare and are approved to travel to the DMZ (you must undergo a background check and present your passport a week before any excursion) I would HIGHLY recommend taking an excursion to this fascinating place frozen in time! Stay tuned for more adventure! Thanks for reading!!!