Coming to China!




As I exited customs I suddenly was greeted by a tsunami of mass humanity standing in rows waiting for people to exit. Some of them were just there to pick up people, but many were taxi touts hunting for the perfect jet lag weary prey to feast on. They tried hard to bait me into taking their offer by yelling such things as “sir, where you stay”, “sir you stay at Ramada, come with me” or “sir, taxi” or “good afternoon sir come with me sir, I get you good taxi/hotel”! Luckily I was a bit more as we say in Hawai’i “akamai” meaning wise, witty, etc. to fall for this little game! Mainly because I’d been the victim of these schemes myself, especially in India where half your energy is spent fending off these scammers!!

Eventually the tide of mass humanity receded into a few little ripples here and there giving me time to plan my next move, finding the Maglev Train and getting to my hotel. The Maglev Train is an engineering marvel built in 2004 that whisks people from the Pudong Shanghai Airport to the Pudong district near the center in a whopping six minutes and reaches speeds of 400+ kmh or 248 mph. With traffic jams constantly swamping Shanghai, this is one’s best option when needing to get from the airport, unless you enjoy wasting money by sitting in a traffic jam. I bought my ticket, got on board and within seconds we were off and before I knew it I was in the city. At such breakneck speeds you’d think you’d feel something or may feel out of control. Nothing could have been further from the truth!! It feels as if you’re gliding on air……..which you basically are since the train is magnetically levitated a few feet from the tracks! I guess America has a loooooong ways to catch up when it comes to rapid transit!!
Once I got off the train my plan was to go to take the metro (right next door to the Maglev train station) to my hotel. Unfortunately the metro did not accept credit cards (except for Union Pay, a Chinese credit card company), so I’d have to find an ATM. After looking for a good five minutes I couldn’t find a single ATM machine. Therefore it meant giving up and taking a taxi. I eventually found a driver who would take me to an ATM down the road and then my hotel. He asked me where I was from guessing Germany. I said USA to which he blurted out “OBAMA”! I said “yes, Obama” and he smiled with thumbs up saying “Obama good”. Although we go around the world burning bridges and pissing people off most still are pretty friendly when I say I’m from the states.

Getting to the hotel was generally without problems except for in the end when the price he asked was higher than what he quoted me. I argued some but he kept saying “but sir we had to hurry, hurry” making noises like they were going fast. I couldn’t understand how that had anything to do with it and usually would make a fuss, but after 12+ hours flying plus time in both airports, I just paid the money and walked away.

My hotel was simply awesome for the price I paid! A view of the financial district buildings and of the newly built Shanghai Financial Center which hold the title of second tallest building in the world. I arrived dead tired throwing down my luggage and laying down on the couch. I figured I’d take a quick cat nap and get up and explore a bit. One hour went by and my alarm rang and rang. I just ignored it. Another hour went by and I ignored it. Finally I think my alarm got to the point where it was tired of trying to get my attention and gave up. I eventually awakened about five some hours later at about 11 pm. Unfortunately my long slumber pretty much eliminated any dinner options forcing me to instead settle for a bagel and peanut butter I picked up in one of the airline lounges when I left Vancouver.

After my gourmet dinner of bagel and pb I sat down to surf the internet. Luckily I planned ahead and bought a VPN (virtual private network) feature that would enable my computer to jump the “Great Digital Wall of China” and connect to a computer outside China allowing me to visit such sights as Facebook, blogger and google. When I turned off this feature due to slow speeds I opened another browser and up popped an ad in Chinese featuring skimpily clad Chinese women. When I went to close it, it popped me into a Chinese game sight. Maybe it was the Chinese networks way of taking revenge on my computer for jumping the “Great Digital Wall of China”.
I eventually was able to get a little bit of sleep overnight after sleeping away the entire evening. To my disappointment though I have awakened this morning to heavy rain and very low clouds. Oh well, I’ll just have to make do with the cards I’ve been dealt.

Plane spotting


When I was a child my family used to visit Maui every summer. Most kids spend their time by the pool, bobbing up and down and building sand castles on the beach. Although I got plenty of that, most of my time was spent watching airplanes taking off and landing from the top floor of our apartment house on Maui (my grandfather owned an apartment there where we’d stay for four weeks during summer.) Throughout the day I would go up to the top floor of the apartment house and watch as planes from outer islands would land and take off again. I knew exactly which planes were which because I always had with me a schedule for each of the three different airlines that flew in, Aloha Island Air, Hawaiian and a scenic airline called Panorama Air that only went out several times at most per day. To say the least I was never bored!

So, ok….how does this have to do with my present China and Russia trip I am blogging about? Because my flight to Shanghai was departing so early the next morning I had to get a place near the airport to stay for the night. I could’ve chosen the usual array of properties off site like The Radisson, The Holiday Inn, Best Western, etc…. This usually involves the torturous process of having to call the hotel to tell them to send the bus, stand around for at least ten minutes inhaling gas fumes on the curbing from idling cars as you patiently wait for your hotel shuttle bus to arrive and then once he arrives you have to run another block or so to catch up because you’re somehow standing in the wrong place, meanwhile dragging your heavy luggage behind you. I was up to doing this, but figured I wanted what the Russians call “a soft landing” meaning none of the usual crap I’ve become used to staying at hotels off site. So, I figured I’d stay at The Fairmont Vancouver Airport Hotel, which was not only in the airport but had rooms overlooking the runway! When I was given the option of upgrading to a high room with a panoramic view of the runway, I couldn’t resist!

So, that brings me to the present moment laying here on my nice bed watching an Air Canada flight taxi in from God only knows where and a small bombardier airplane from Delta taxi out! I certainly have come a long ways since those days I used to stand up on the fifth floor of Hale Ono Loa apartment building watching for signs of the 2:50 pm flight from Honolulu to come in and land at Kapalua Airport on Maui!

Stay tuned for my next blog post from the super megalopolis and famous Chinese city of Shanghai! Good night from Vancouver :) !!

DRAMA!


When I was younger I used to anxiously count down the minutes, the seconds, the hours till I departed on a big adventure. As I get older I’ve become a bit more subdued. Luckily the moment I hit that airport curbing my subdued nature soon melts away turning into excitement as if I am an athlete ready step up big game!

I went into the day thinking this would be an easy day. After all I was just flying about an hour from Seattle to Vancouver, Canada. But instead of being an easy no drama type of day it turned into one with unexpected twists and turns that reminds me that you must be ready for anything to happen!!

The drama began early when I showed the Air Canada agent my documents to have my boarding pass stamped for approval in order to board the aircraft. He asked me the reason for my visiting Vancouver and I stated I was laying over for the night on my way to Shanghai. Instead of handing my passport right back to me he flipped through my colorful passport with its many stamps and asked where my Chinese visa was. I stated it was possible to apply for a 144 hour visa once I arrived in Shanghai. After some back and forth about the rules he finally gave up and just gave me my passport back saying I’d have to talk to Air Canada once I arrived in Vancouver. It reminded me of how much more information I know usually than these people who are paid to know this stuff for a living. Oh well….whatever! I was worried that somehow I would not be able to board the flight the next day due to this visa confusion. Luckily once I reached Canada I eventually spoke with an agent who confirmed that I could apply once I reached Shanghai.

This should’ve been my only drama, but unfortunately the travel gods had other plans! Once I touched down I approached the NEXUS (a trusted travel program for travelers in both Canada and the US) kiosk where I inserted my NEXUS card. The voice prompt told me to look into the mirror camera for an iris scan. This should not have been a problem since I had already had my irises scanned when I applied to be a member of this program. After several failed attempts, I finally got my eyes to line up correctly and it seemed I was on my way. WRONG!

Within seconds the screen flashed red and said I was “not a member” of the program. This despite I’d just used my NEXUS card three weeks ago to go walking up in Canada with my pooch, Sashi. I was a bit freaked but knew it was probably a glitch, so I went to the customs officer who told me to fill out a custom’s form. No problem I thought, scribble in my info, hand him my form, answer a question or two from the officer and I’d be on my way to the beautiful hotel inside the airport that I had booked overnight. The officer looked at my form asked me a few questions and scribbled all types of crap code in red sharpie ink. I thought this a bit odd, but quickly blew it off as my overzealous paranoia taking over.

As I walked toward the custom’s officers who took your forms I could see the exit and was relieved the drama was just about over. I handed my form to the officer and just as I was ready to walk out the door, the officer told me I needed to take a right turn into an examination room!!!

I was shocked! I was unable to understand just what the hell I did to prompt such a draconian measure. Once I got inside there were several people waiting in line, mainly Asians. After a spat with an Asian woman over whether I took her place in line or not, I eventually stepped up to the officer to have my bag examined. After barely getting my bag totally packed correctly, I shuttered at the sight of the officer putting on his latex gloves and readying to undo my perfect pack!

He rummaged through my bag looking over everything thoroughly and pressing me with all sorts of personal questions as if I had somehow snuck across the border illegally. I answered all his questions calmly, knowing anything else would likely lead to even more serious consequences. He finished with my bag and took my passport and NEXUS card with him to some back room to look it over. As I waited there for ten minutes all types of crazy thoughts starting racing through my mind. I was simply perplexed to what I did wrong. After all this is Canada, not North Korea! He eventually returned and by his body language it did not look good.

He called me over and walked over with dread expecting at least another round of unnecessary drama. He told me somehow there must’ve been a glitch and that I am still a member of NEXUS and that I was good to go. He then pointed toward the exit and off I went shook up but still standing! It taught me a lesson and that is to be ready for anything, especially when traveling.

Tomorrow I fly nearly 12 hours to Shanghai where I stay several nights. After that I fly to Seoul where I layover at Incheon Airport for the night and continue up to The Far Eastern Russian city of Vladivostok.

Trans-Siberia Part II



Usually sequels are never as good as the original, however this sequel has all the makings of a smash hit that could well eclipse the last one. At least that is what I am aiming for. Just to bring those of you who are new to my writings up to date, last year I spent six and a half weeks traveling across Russia on the Trans-Siberian railway from Vladivostok to Helsinki, Finland in what turned out to be an epic and amazing trip. Along the way I stopped off and did some amazing things, met some incredible people and only added to my unending need to explore more and more of Russia.

This year my travels take me a bit of a different path. Whereas last year I took the Trans-Siberian railway along Russia’s southern border with China and Mongolia, this year I’ve opted to take the lesser traveled northern branch known by the acronym BAM (Baikal Amur Mainline). The BAM line has been a work in progress since the end of the Soviet days only recently being completed in its entirety. It will eventually lead me to the large Siberian city of Kransnoyarsk, which could be considered the half way point of Russia. From there I’ll follow the original Trans-Siberian line all the way to Moscow.

But before I start my journey again across Russia, I have a few bonus places I will be visiting. Because I am using United Airlines mileage plus points to fly to Asia I chose to fly Air Canada to Shanghai, China from Vancouver, BC. When I arrive in Shanghai I will take advantage of the 144 hour visa rule that only recently went into effect. I am pretty excited to visit this legendary world city! I’ve heard and seen so much about it that it’s hard to believe that in only a few short days I will be walking along The Bund (a river walkway in Shanghai known for its presence of colonial era architecture) and standing in the shadow of The Pearl Tower (a tower resembling something you might expect to see out of a science fiction film).

Once I finish in Shanghai I will fly to Seoul for an overnight stay before I head to Vladivostok. Last year I was lucky enough to see a lot of Seoul and to even get to go to The DMZ and step over the line into North Korea for a few short moments. Due to time constraints I will not be heading back up to The DMZ. However, I’d be lying if I didn’t say I’ve had an incessant desire to visit North Korea. Unfortunately due to the shenanigans of Kim Jung Un and the recent taking of an American tourist as a prisoner my dreams of a North Korea vacation will have to wait a bit L ! Oh well……always next year………..maybe……….ummmmmm……uh probably not. But I hold out hope that someday I can venture into The Hermit Kingdom. 

In Vladivostok I’ll have the chance to visit two of my friends’ classrooms. I always enjoy seeing how education works in other nations and this should be no exception. It should be a lot of fun to meet new people and see others I haven’t seen for nearly a year.

Russia is constantly changing so it’ll be interesting to see how and if it has changed. After what I’ve seen my past 9 times to Russia the only thing I can expect is the unexpected.






Part V: Final Day in Vladivostok

The next morning while eating breakfast at a local cafeteria I had a bit of a startling revelation!! Staring me right in the face taking up an entire wall was a larger than life map of the ex-USSR. I realized that I would soon be crossing this giant landmass called Russia. Of course I knew Russia was large, but when I saw the giant map it really put things into perspective and pointed out to me that I had a loooong journey in front of me to reach Moscow.

However, crossing Russia was a thought for another day! In the meantime I had to hurry up so I could meet up with Inna for our morning excursion to Russkiy Island, home of the brand new state of the art Far East Federal University campus! Russkiy Island in a matter of only several years has transformed itself from a nearly deserted island with a population of only about 5,000 people to a hub of business, education and leisure. All of this due to the fact Russia chose this remote spot as the venue to host the 2012 APEC Summit.

Connecting Russkiy Island with the mainland though was no simple task! To accomplish this goal the government sunk billions of dollars into building two very large and long cable suspension bridges, one of which is the largest in the world. What used to take around an hour to reach the island now only takes about 30 minutes in good traffic.

Crossing over the bridge was breathtaking!!! Since stopping on the bridge was prohibited, Inna made sure to go slow so I could get a good glimpse at this incredible feat of Russian engineering!! Once there, we explored the university campus. I’ve seen many different university campuses in my life and even attended a large university, but this place trumped them all!  Covering an area of 8,000 square meters the university campus with its modern glass buildings that sparkle in the sun, a beautiful large embankment on Ajax Bay overlooking the bridge, a five star hotel, start of the art facilities on par or surpassing anything seen in the west, FEFU is an absolute miracle! I could never have even come close to visiting here if it had not been for my incredible friend and wonderful guide, Inna! To top it all off I even got a VIP tour around the new state of the art athletic facility thanks to Inna’s brother, Sasha who worked there. The university will likely continue to grow as an important player on the world stage!!   

After a quick lunch, we headed back to the mainland and visited the Eagle's Nest Mount perched atop Vladivostok. The views from there were breathtaking, you could see both bodies of water that border Vladivostok, Amur Bay to the west and Golden Horn bay to the east. Just below the Eagle’s Nest Mount is a small souvenir shop with all types of wonderful Russian gifts to buy. No matter what type of gift you are after, this is your place for souvenirs and trinkets in Vladivostok! And, there is no way you can miss it since just a few steps away stands a HUGE blow up matryoshka doll! Even if you don’t feel like buying anything at the gift shop be sure to get a photo of yourself overlooking Vladivostok with this lovely lady!!! The Eagle’s Mount can easily be reached by car or if you’d prefer, you can take the Funicular up to the top and walk a short distance up to the outlook. 

Other highlights of Vladivostok that I recommend is shopping on Okeanskiy Prospect and Svetlana Blvd, the Monument to famous modern Russian singer Vladimir Vysotsky, the Submarine Museum on Tseravich Embankment, the City Embankment and if you have the time and transportation get out and explore the beautiful nature of The Far East!! An especially popular destination for residents of Vladivostok is the beach destination, Shamora.

As my evening drew to a close in Vladivostok I felt a touch of sadness that I was leaving the next morning to Ulan-Ude on The Trans-Siberian railway. My time had been packed full of such excitement and good times, I couldn’t imagine how anywhere else could beat this??? But, as I was soon to find out, this was just the beginning of an absolutely epic trip! Stay tuned for my next article about my stop on The Trans-Siberian Railway the capital of The Republic of Buryatia, Ulan-Ude!

Part IV: sightseeing with an English Language All-Star


After finishing my lesson with the students I returned to Inna’s office to meet my guide for the afternoon, one of her “all-star students”, Victoria. Victoria would take me around Vladivostok to show me all the highlights, help me exchange some left over Korean money I still had and assist me in buying a SIM card for my mobile phone.

Victoria had been studying English for only three years, however one would never know this as she spoke crystal clear with hardly any mistakes and great confidence! I complimented her on this amazing accomplishment but she was very humble always saying that she knew “so very little” English!

Walking around with Victoria and practicing English reminded of the “good ole” days back in the wild and crazy 90s, I say that as as Russia was undergoing a severe crisis then. Back then every summer I’d visit a host family in the suburb of Zelenograd, a suburb of Moscow. My host mother was an English as Foreign Language teacher at the university and similar to my experience in Vladivostok would have her students take me into Moscow for a tour. However, this time was a bit different since then I was the one who was 16 or 17 and they were the ones who were a lot older! Oh well………..how time flies!!!! But, I still have the spirit of a 16 year old :) !!!!

One of my main goals that day was to exchange my left over Korean Wons into Rubles. Seemed like a simple task since the biggest hotel in town, The Hyundai Hotel was Korean. What could go wrong? It’s Korean so obviously they have Korean clients who need to exchange money and it’s a giant five star hotel, therefore it should’ve been a slam-dunk! Except as I quickly learned, never ever take anything for granted when in a foreign country, especially Russia and especially out in The Far East of Russia! We arrived at the hotel and asked where I could exchange money.  They looked at me as if I was crazy and said they didn’t exchange money!! So much for that one! Asked if they knew where I could they blankly stared at me and indicated they could’ve cared less….. Eventually after wandering around for nearly an hour trying to find a bank, I finally found a place that accepted Korean Won!!! Moral of the story……never assume (or as we say in America, you’ll make an ass out of you and me) and always exchange foreign money before you leave a nation!

Once we got the money exchange out of the way and a new SIM card for my phone, we were off to explore Vladivostok’s version of The Golden Gate Bridge, which has a similar name, The Golden Horn Bay Bridge. Built for the 2012 APEC (Asian Pacific Economic Conference) Summit this mammoth sized suspension bridge, is an INCREDIBLE marvel and tribute to Russian engineering. Just a few kilometers down the road sits another suspension bridge “The Russkiy Island Suspension Bridge” which is even bigger and even more stunning. But for today, I’d just have to settle for the smaller of the two, “The Golden Horn Bay Bridge”. Victoria and I walked about a kilometer out on the bridge and were treated to a stunning view of “Russia’s San Francisco”!

Besides the bridge, the fog, and the bay, Vladivostok had one other feature in common with San Francisco……….the hills!!! And walking up and down them all day gave you a workout that made your Stairmaster workout look petty! To put the hills in perspective one day of walking around Vladivostok was the equivalent of walking to the top floor of a modestly high skyscraper!! Much like the cultures of The Andes Mountains who’ve adapted to the extremely high altitudes by having larger lung volumes, I wonder if the people of Vladivostok’s knees and legs have adapted to the tall grueling hills?? Certainly they must be a lot stronger than say someone in St. Petersburg where it’s flat and swampy! Who knows, all I know is that by the end of the day I felt as if I’d completed the Stairmaster workout from hell!

Some of the other cool sights we saw were The Vladivostok Funicular, a cable car on a railway that goes up steep hills! You couldn’t beat the price, a five-minute ride to the top for only a few rubles, which is not even the equivalent to one dollar or Euro!! After viewing Vladivostok from high above, we descended down to the recently revitalized waterfront and enjoyed the cool but beautiful sunny day breathing in the smell of the Pacific Ocean! On our way down we passed through the "Triumphal Arch” built in the 1890s to commemorate the Tsarist family and the visit of Crown Prince Nicholas to Vladivostok. However, the original arch was destroyed during Soviet times and not restored to its former glory until 2003. Victoria told me that when we went underneath the arch to hold my breath and make a wish! And, she emphasized to me that this really worked telling me a story of how her mother passed beneath this arch some years ago while on a visit to Vladivostok from a local town and made the wish to live in Vladivostok with her and her sister. And sure enough, what do you know they now all live happily today in this beautiful city!!

Eventually it was time to return to my hotel! On our way back Victoria showed me some other sights along the way in the center, including The White House (Vladivostok’s administrative building that is painted the color………white), the city’s two main streets Svetlana Street and Okeanskiy Prospect (Ocean Prospect) and the city square.

I’m unsure who had more fun, Victoria speaking English for the very first time to a native speaker without a teacher being around or me being able to see the wonderful sights of Vladivostok? We’ll call it a draw! Huge thanks goes out to Inna and her all-star student, Victoria for making my time in Vladivostok special and epic! I’ll be back with even more impressions about Vladivostok later! Thank you for reading!!!!! 
The All-Star, Victoria, who recently graduated from school!


Part III: Back to School

Day 2 in Vladivostok was ever bit as awesome as day 1, mainly due to my friend Inna and her meticulous planning! She made sure that my every minute in Vladivostok was perfectly synchronized and fit in with any future plans, assuring that no stone was left unturned!!!

After some late morning sightseeing, we returned to the city since she had to be back for her afternoon English language class. She explained to me that she was the director of a college within FEFU (Far Eastern Federal University). When she explained to me about college, I instantly thought this meant she worked with students at the university level. I was a bit surprised when we arrived and all the students were teenagers. I knew kids go to university early in Russia, usually about 17, but these kids definitely looked younger than 17. After a few moments I asked her the age and grade of the students. She told me they were all high school level. In Russia, “college” refers to a high level of secondary education, whereas in the US we use the term liberally to mean any type of higher education!

Since my specialty is English as a Foreign Language Inna felt this would be a great opportunity for me to discuss with her students the US s vs. the Russian system. I had written up a few notes the night before and was a bit nervous to get in front of an entire class of 10th graders, aka sophomores! After all it’d been nearly 3 years since I’d been in an actual classroom since my teaching has mainly been over Skype.

When we walked into the classroom students instantly stood up as if a judge or some honorable person had just entered the room! Having taught in American schools where kids can be rather indifferent to whether the teacher is in, out or entering the room, I was pleasantly surprised! Inna later told me this was the norm and that she made sure her kids ALWAYS showed respect by standing.  

After everyone sat down she introduced me and explained I would discuss with them America and how our education system compares to Russia’s. This instantly peaked the students’ interest. I introduced myself explaining I was from the city of Seattle in the state of Washington. I asked if anyone had heard of my city, but for the most part students were clueless. So to try to break the ice I threw out a few hometown company names to see if that may spark some reaction. The first company name I mentioned was Boeing, which was met by mostly crickets! I should’ve mentioned Microsoft but instead mentioned probably the most well known coffee brand in the world……………Starbucks. So, I casually said, “Who here knows of Starbucks”? The class instantly lit up in excitement!!! They were definitely very familiar with the brand name. Starbucks’ executives would’ve smiled knowing that no matter where you are in the world, everyone seems to know Starbucks!!

I then commented about how very impressed I was that they stood when their teacher entered the room and how in the US this doesn’t happen! A sweet girl raised her hand and quietly asked, “How then in American schools do students show the teacher they’re ready to learn?” I laughed and said generally they don’t care; they’re usually too busy chatting with their friends or playing on their mobile phones.

For most of the lesson I discussed the American education system and some of our high school traditions, such as, prom, homecoming, Tolo Dance, etc… But, the one part of the lesson that I can safely say the students enjoyed the most was when I explained how Americans perceive Russian babushkas (meaning grandma in Russian). Usually a “babushka” to an American is a word that means a type of old unattractive Russian woman who is hunched over with a colorful Russian scarf. They also never can pronounce the word right, emphasizing the “u” in babushka, whereas there is no real accent in the word.

After our discussion about American vs. Russian schools, students had a chance to ask questions or comment about anything I said. Despite my offer nobody took me up on it………..except one boy, the only boy in the entire class, which was a bit of a reflection of Russian society where women vastly outnumber men. He raised his hand and asked me, “What do people in the United States think about the beers”. I thought to myself “what the hell is this kid talking about, why is he talking about beers, he’s no older than 15!!??????”  Since I don’t drink beer or any alcohol for the most part, I had no idea how to approach this question. I knew that Russians liked alcohol, but why was a school kid asking me about beer???? Of course I’d heard such discussions back home in public schools, but I still was stumped trying to think of an answer!! Just as I was about to try and avoid an answer, students jumped in and said he meant, “BEARS”. His question was related to whether Americans think bears roam the streets of Russia! I said that generally Americans have really zero idea about Russia and the day-to-day happenings in this vast nation!

After class the students were still buzzing about my “babUshka” explanation, repeating it endlessly to their friends in the hall and giggling about it. It was such a unique experience to be able to step in for an hour and interact with Russian school kids!!! It’s an experience I will never forget and cherish for the rest of my life. I really have Inna to thank for trusting me to take her class for one lesson!!!  Thanks for reading and I’ll be back with more impressions about Vladivostok in my next entry!!

My class for the day and me!

Part II: Russia's San Francisco


After two more days in Seoul visiting beautiful cultural sights such as the former King’s Palace, an ancient Buddhist Temple in the center and The Blue House, South Korea’s Presidential palace it was time for me to bid a fond farewell to South Korea. I was on my way to Russia’s Far Eastern capital, Vladivostok where I would eventually board The Trans-Siberian railway ultimately reaching Moscow at the end of April.

The flight to Vladivostok was going to be a short hop, only about two hours. Everything seemed just fine at first until only a few short minutes into the flight it appeared on the inflight map that we were deviating quite a lot from our flight path. Instead of taking a right hand turn when we left Seoul’s Incheon Airport, we took a sharp left turn toward China. After all the strange and tragic incidences of planes disappearing from radar or being crashed intentionally I admit my anxiety level was a bit heightened. Luckily in the end we landed safely and nothing came of it!

Arriving in Russia via Vladivostok was a nice change of pace from my usual arrival in Moscow, which is always a chaotic cluster fuck! However that did not make it immune to the usual bureaucratic games of Russia. When I lined up at the Passport Control line I thought I’d be out in no time…….what could go wrong it’s a tiny airport, right…………………..right???!!! Then reality set in, the line went nowhere prompting me to jump to another line with the hope that I may be able to save time. No success as this was ever bit as slow, if not slower. Just as I was about to walk up to the passport control booth, the girl suddenly gets up, shuts off the lights and leaves her  booth leaving me the last one to be processed! Yep…..it was official I thought, “I’m back in Russia”!

I arrived at my Soviet style hotel, The Hotel Equator, in good time……except for the fact my driver had to pull over to fill up his gas tank, but that was par for the course with Russian taxi drivers. I found the staff to be incredibly friendly and kind! Maybe I was biased because I found the girls to be absolutely gorgeous. Many tourists judge Russia fairly or unfairly as having cold, mean and unfriendly people who work in the service industry. I admit I’ve encountered my fair share of these types of people, but most times during my six weeks in Russia people were more than friendly and willing to help me in whatever way they could.  

Up until 1992 Vladivostok was a closed city meaning foreign tourists and even Russian/Soviet citizens could not visit. This was likely due The Russian Navy Pacific Fleet being based in the city. Once tourists were free to travel there, the city gained a rather unfair reputation that has stuck with it to this day. Many see it as being a boring, dangerous, industrial city, whose sole purpose is to serve as a place of transit before or after taking the Trans-Siberian railway. One Russian friend even asked me “are people happy there??” I responded with a resounding YES stating they were some of the friendliest people I’d ever met in Russia!

My first evening in Russia’s San Francisco which gets its name mainly due to the hills and maritime climate was excellent! I met my friend Inna and her friends for a delicious dinner and evening of fun conversation at a local Russian restaurant called “Nostalgia” on Vladivostok’s “Arbat”. For those unfamiliar with THE Arbat Street, it is a famous street, now a pedestrian mall in Moscow, where one can buy countless souvenirs, watch artists hard at work painting and sketching the classical 19th century buildings and tourists enjoying the festive atmosphere. For the most part Vladivostok's "Arbat" was similar!

At the restaurant my friend, Inna, discussed the plans she had for me for my four-day trip to Vladivostok. She made sure that my first trip to Vladivostok would not only be fun, but epic! Everything was carefully choreographed to give me the best impressions! She left nothing to chance!

Dinner with friends!
In many ways Vladivostok resembles the famous short story by the great Danish author, Hans Christian Andersen, “The Ugly Duckling”. The city has been teased and told by the other “ducks” that it was an ugly place, not worthy of anything. However, a funny thing happened, Vladivostok, much like the story has begun to transform itself into a beautiful “swan” remaking itself into a modern day beautiful city that is attracting not only investment from Moscow but from China and other Asian nations. With its transformation in full gear, mainly thanks to the 2012 APEC Summit, the city is truly on its way to greatness!! Stay tuned for more highlights of my wonderful time in Vladivostok where I touch on my impressions of “The San Francisco of Russia” and explain the unique opportunity given to me by my good friend! Thank you for reading!!

Vladivostok Airport

Part I: World's Most Dangerous Place


I’ve traveled around the world, visited exotic lands, taken real risks, and slept in some interesting places, yet somehow I still get nervous before I venture from my humble abode on a new journey! Luckily, the nerves were quickly squashed once I was on my way to Seoul via Vancouver, BC, Canada. Unlike most flight experiences where you arrive feeling hammered, horrible and as if your entire body was put in a blender and spit out I arrived in Seoul feeling refreshed! This was the result of state of the art lighting and pressure features on board the new 787 Boeing Dreamliner.

I felt quite excited to finally make it to South Korea since I’d been flirting with visiting for years! As I settled in at my hotel suddenly I heard sonic boom like claps of thunder and bolts of lightning. An omen to the trip?

The following day left no time for jet lag recovery as I had a trip to the infamous DMZ planned. For readers who are unfamiliar with this term it means, Demilitarized Zone, a buffer zone designed to prevent fighting between the two Koreas. Although, there is no formal fighting, the two nations are still technically at war since there has been no peace treaty implemented since the ceasefire. 

Our first stop in the DMZ was a beautiful train station which would was supposed to be the last stop on a united railway between the two Koreas. It was to serve as a place where people would go through South Korean customs and passport control. But unfortunately due to hostilities this untouched new sparkling station sits vacant and the train dead ends here (at least until the two nations either re-unite or tensions thaw) making for an eerie and even sad sight.

Next stop would be the JSA, Joint Security Area, the nerve center and probably the most tense part of the DMZ. There we would watch a brief movie about the history and state of the DMZ today. In my opinion the most intriguing parts of the film was the detailed look at  how the north built four infiltration tunnels into the south, one of which we would have the pleasure to visit during our visit. According to the film there likely exists many more tunnels that have yet to be discovered.

Immediately following the film we proceeded to the entry of the 3rd infiltration tunnel where we checked all of our things and donned hard hats. The first part of our journey to the bottom of the tunnel was pretty benign, but about 1/3 of the way into the tunnel, things became much dicier. Suddenly the walls and ceilings narrowed to the point where we had to hunch down and nearly crawl the rest of the way to literally the North Korean border. It wasn't hard to tell where the actual "border" was but it was obvious we were at the end due to a couple meters worth of barbed wire strung in front of an iron door. Supposedly just behind that door stood North Korean soldiers ready to shoot at a moment's notice. We weren't given much time to look around, only time to briefly glance at the iron door and the barbed wire.

One of the more ironic facts about the DMZ, a place many say is the most dangerous place on earth is that it has become a sort of place place of refuge for endangered and threatened species due to the lack of any real activity or development. Most activity in the zone consists of the two sides endlessly staring at each other waiting for one to blink.  

Our next stop would take us even further into the JSA right up and inches into North Korea. For this half of the tour our Korean guide would stand aside for a US soldier guide who would escort us through the area. The first destination was The Dora Observatory which gave us a pretty clear view of North Korea and the village on the other side. Looking over into "The Hermit Kingdom" one of the first features that struck me was the GINORMOUS North Korean flag pole with the biggest flag in the world. According to our guide the flag pole is in such bad shape that it is rare to see the flag itself flying.....however, just as he completed his sentence, the flag started to fly!!!!

Below the flag pole sat a small, but very nice modern looking village. According to our guide the village is basically empty, serving as a propaganda tool by the North Korean government to "prove" to the South Korean people the modern and comfortable lifestyle enjoyed by its citizens ultimately in the hope of luring people to defect. The area was absolutely surreal, very quiet (until a large tour bus full of Chinese tourists pulled up) with a distinct and strong smell of burnt earth due to land mines spontaneously combusting due to old age.

After glimpsing the north from up above it was time to head down to The Peace House which sat right on the border. The guide instructed us to follow him in a single line and not to make any type of gestures or anything that could be considered the slightest bit threatening. The Peace House was built specially for reunions between northern and southern families. However, this vision of reuniting families in what was supposed to be neutral territory quickly fell by the wayside when the North Korean government pulled out fearing that its citizens would end up defecting. So, until North Korea decides to let families reunite with those from the south, The Peace House will sadly sit empty!

Once we walked through the beautiful peace house we came upon an open area that sat right on the border. There in front of our eyes was North Korea guarded by several North Korean soldiers standing across starting at South Korean soldiers. Next to the soldiers were several non-assuming blue buildings. However, these blue buildings were very far from non-assuming as they were used for high stakes negotiations between the South and the North.

Across from the invisible line dividing the two Koreas was a rather grandiose building with a North Korean guard standing in front of it. We couldn’t come near it but could use our zoom lens to get a glimpse. Standing guard on the steps of this beautiful marble building was a man the American troops affectionately call, “Bob”. He had been working there for ages and stands guard nearly all the time. Our soldier guide explained that qualifications for a job like Bob's requires those who would have no hesitation in executing one’s entire family. When I posted this fact on Facebook, a friend of mine eloquently stated, “that must make family reunions a bit awkward”. I suppose if you’ve executed your entire family, then there may not be family reunions. Although Bob was there night and day standing guard making sure the utopia of North Korea stayed safe from the "evil" west, there were signs that the long, brutal hours of standing there day and night was taking a toll on him. According to the soldiers, they recently noticed Bob falling asleep on the job while standing! May not be too long till Bob is put out of his misery and replaced with someone else!

After we got a good ten minutes to look across to the other side we entered one of the blue houses used for negotiations. Once inside the guide explained that half the building sat in South Korea and the other in North Korea stating how this was done intentionally as a way of making negotiations appear neutral. When our guide finished his history and current events briefing, we were free to wander around and even "walk into" North Korea for a few moments.

However, our several minute free time to look around came with two gigantic caveats! Under absolutely no circumstances we were to open the door on the north side and we were not to touch or get too close to the South Korean guard who stood there like a wax figure. If we got too close to him or touched him there would be hell to pay, mainly a smackdown to the floor! I asked our soldier guide if he'd ever witness such a thing and he replied with a definite yes! Looking at the South Korean guard he truly looked like a wax figure, standing there silently without moving a muscle and barely breathing. It is said that those who serve in this position are highly trained individuals in tae kwan doe with a superb attention span! 

One of the more interesting events I learned about while in the negotiation house was of a little known war that became known as, “bladder wars”. Some years ago during marathon negotiations neither side would get up to use the bathroom feeling it was a sign of "weakness." Due to this "stand off", negotiations now include a mandatory 15 minute break.

Although the real highlights were done, we had one last stop at a place called “The Bridge of No Return” which runs across a small river between the two nations. This unassuming small bridge served as a point where prisoners of war were exchanged and given the choice of either staying in the north or going back to the south. I can only imagine how heart wrenching a decision it must've been for families! This made me wonder if we ever will see peace on the Korean Peninsula. Our guide told us that recently Kim Jong Un declared this was the year the two Koreas would reunite. Since it’s doubtful he would ever make peace with the south and give up his power the most likely scenario is "The Dear Leader" maybe looking at going out with a bang! 

The trip inside the DMZ was a moment I will soon never forget and would highly recommend to anyone who has the guts and courage to venture into the heart of what has been called “The Most Dangerous Place in the World”!! If you visit Seoul and have a day to spare and are approved to travel to the DMZ (you must undergo a background check and present your passport a week before any excursion) I would HIGHLY recommend taking an excursion to this fascinating place frozen in time! Stay tuned for more adventure! Thanks for reading!!!